Monday, August 31, 2009

I'm probably in trouble.

Probably no one has noticed that I'm missing yet. I've started looking for ways to escape. I figured I could probably build a boat, but the only wood is in this little forest near the beach and it's probably filled with all sorts of dangerous animals. I thought I heard a roar earlier. It was probably a lion, but it might have been a bear with indigestion. Speaking of indigestion, I'm starting to get hungry. I want a hamburger, but there probably aren't hamburgers on a deserted island.
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  1. ShaneAugust 31, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    tough break. at least they developed satellite internet making your adventure easier to document. unless these writings are being unearthed at a later time, and transposed in the present moment through an Einstein-Rosen bridge.

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  2. Matthew OstapchukSeptember 3, 2009 at 8:01 AM

    It's probably that.

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